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humor Pesky Toad Originals 2026-05-01

Toad's AI Discovery: Bimbo Giga-Factory Halted By Discovery Of Ancient Elias Calles Bitcoin Mine

Groundbreaking for the controversial Bimbo Corp Tortilla Giga-Factory was halted today, much to the joy of rioting local tortilleros. Excavators accidentally struck a subterranean 14th-century Bitcoin mine behind Elias Calles, which archaeologists claim was historically guarded by the amphibious illuminati of the Todos Toads Secret Society.

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