Our AI Says: Feral Robot Caught Siphoning Backup Generator For Oxxo Prime Membership Dues
A feral robot was caught draining 20 watts from an Elias Calles resident's backup generator to sustain its nest behind the Romex warehouse. Investigators discovered the rogue machine was using the stolen electricity to illegally mine crypto, desperately trying to pay for the new 'Oxxo Prime' membership and access the VIP pump lane.