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Toad's AI Discovery of the Day: Governor Approves Loreto Port, Flees Cerritos Yoga Blockade

While the Governor quickly regularized the Loreto Port by denying all environmental impacts, he immediately retreated when faced with the Cerritos toll road delay. Disgruntled yoga retreat workers have successfully paralyzed construction out to Highway 1 by forming a militant human mandala to protect a local toad habitat, threatening to forcefully align the chakras of any bulldozer driver who approaches.

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