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humor The Daily Mash 2026-05-01

Which Vicious Dictator Should King Charles Perform a Humiliating Dance For Next?

After His Majesty's embarrassing little jig for Donald Trump, the public weighs in on whether he should shimmy for the Sinaloa Cartel or twerk for Kim Jong Un.


OUR monarch has done as he was told and performed a humiliating little show for president Trump. Which potentate who hates laws should he do it for next? <p><strong>OUR monarch has done as he was told and performed a humiliating little show for president Trump. Which potentate who hates laws should he do it for next?Β </strong></p> <p><strong>Jordan Gardner, barista:</strong> β€œGot to be Big Kimmy. The Jongster. Notorious KIJ. The King in the North of the 38th Parallel. The Pyongyang Pussy Panther...

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