Boyz II Men are rapidly approaching Men II Codgers, while Kid Rock remains a walking argument for adult supervision. It is a delightfully petty reminder that naming your pop group after youth is a terrible long-term business strategy.

LATER this year, half an act that rode to fame on the popularity of lap-dancing will play UK arenas. Their combined age will be 137 but they hobble on regardless, as do these. <p><strong>LATER this year, half an act that rode to fame on the popularity of lap-dancing will play UK arenas. Their combined age will be 137 but they hobble on regardless, as do these: </strong></p> <p><strong>Boyzone</strong></p> <p>Manufactured in 1993 to replace Take That, this Irish boy band featured five young men s...