Local AI Insights: PYRO Protests Drone Repair School Over Unaligned Chakras and QR-Code Billing.
The Pescadero Yoga Retreat Owners Association (PYRO) has filed a formal injunction against the proposed Regional Drone Repair School, claiming the spinning propellers fatally misalign local chakras. Insiders, however, suspect the yogis are actually just bitter about the new Munchies drone delivery policy that now requires an ugly billing QR code painted directly on their expensive surfboards.