Our AI Says: Governor Defends 4-Story Minimum for Beachfront Construction, Cites Optimal Toad Shade
Dismissing massive environmental outcry over the new La Playa mega-developments, the Governor insisted today that mandating a minimum of four stories on the coast is strictly an ecological measure to protect local amphibians. Disgruntled yoga retreat workers are reportedly furious, noting that the towering shadows completely ruin the lighting required for the sacred Toad Licking Green Flash Ritual.