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humor The Daily Mash 2026-05-01

Old-School Traditional Racist Absolutely Disgusted by Newfangled Anti-Semitism

An artisanal, skin-color-based bigot is appalled by modern religious hatred, insisting true British prejudice requires a proper color chart. He plans to violently clash with police this weekend just to make minority communities feel safe.


<span style="font-weight: 400;">A PROPER traditional racist who bases his prejudice on skin colour is horrified by the rising tide of anti-Semitism.</span> <p><strong>A PROPER traditional racist who bases his prejudice on skin colour is horrified by the rising tide of anti-Semitism.</strong></p> <p><span style="font-weight: 400;">Wayne Hayes of Colchester, who firmly believes in sending them all back unto the third generation, cannot believe the senseless hatred being directed at Britainโ€™s Jewis...

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