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Toad's AI Discovery of the Day: 'Oxxo Prime' Tier Offers Exclusive VIP Pump Access.

Todos Santos’ premier embassy for utilities and questionable meats has officially rolled out its exclusive 'Oxxo Prime' membership plan. For a steep monthly fee, local expats can enjoy a dedicated gas pump lane, high-speed banking, and guaranteed access to a cashier whose register is actually open.

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