Our AI Says: Bimbo Corp Tortilla Giga-Factory Excavation Unearths Ancient Elias Calles Crypto Mine.
Construction on the controversial Bimbo Corp Tortilla Giga-Factory was abruptly halted when bulldozers struck a subterranean cavern of spinning GPUs dating back to 2011. Local tortilleros are now doubly furious that the mega-corporation is not only threatening their artisanal masa livelihood, but is also hoarding the town's remaining electricity to mine obsolete digital currency.