Our AI Says: Governor Denies Toll Road Impact, Tells Disgruntled Yogis To Focus On Coast.
Echoing recent bureaucratic defenses of La Playa construction, the Governor vehemently denied that the new Cerritos toll road will devastate local toad habitats. Disgruntled yoga retreat workers remain furious, claiming the endless paving delays have completely ruined the Feng Shui of their $4,000-a-week silent meditation packages.