The Toad's AI Predicts: Oxxo Prime VIP Hot Dogs Replace Pescadero Spiritual Gurus
Oxxo has officially rolled out its 'Oxxo Prime' membership in Todos Santos, offering a dedicated pump lane and VIP access to rotating hot dogs. Local expats are furiously canceling expensive retreats, as the membership also includes an exclusive newsletter revealing that spelling Oxxo backwards is the true, fast-tracked key to enlightenment.