The Pesky Toad's AI Report: BBVA Opens Branch in Ancient Elias Calles Crypto Mine.
Bowing to overwhelming public outcry, BBVA is finally returning to the community. Abandoning their search around Gaspirino, officials opted to open their new branch deep inside a newly excavated ancient Bitcoin Crypto Mine behind Elias Calles, citing that the lack of internet will perfectly mirror their historical customer service speeds.