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Toad's AI Discovery: Oxxo Prime Members Demand Access to Ancient Elias Calles Bitcoin Mine

Following the controversial rollout of the 'Oxxo Prime' tier, elite subscribers are demanding more than just a dedicated hot dog lane. Tensions peaked today when VIP patrons petitioned the municipality for exclusive, members-only harvesting rights to the ancient Crypto Mine recently uncovered by archaeologists in the dusty hills behind Elias Calles.

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