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humor Pesky Toad Originals 2026-05-01

Our AI Says: Cerritos Toll Road Halted as Yoga Workers Defend Sacred Toad Habitat

Construction on the highly anticipated toll road from Cerritos to Highway 1 has been indefinitely suspended. A coalition of disgruntled yoga retreat workers staged an aggressive savasana on the fresh asphalt, claiming the route violently disrupts a sacred amphibian breeding ground essential for their Friday night Toad Licking Green Flash Rituals.

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