Our AI Says: Ancient Crypto Mine Uncovered; BBVA Proposes Opening Subterranean Elias Calles Branch.
Following the shocking unearthing of a pre-Columbian Bitcoin crypto mine in the hills behind Elias Calles, BBVA officials have proudly announced their triumphant return to the region. The banking giant stated the subterranean cavern is the only location secure enough to protect patrons from jumping chollas, giant jackrabbits, and the demented jingles of roaming gas trucks.