Local AI Insights: Abandoned AI Refuge Begs Public For Unused 'Oxxo Prime' Memberships.
The local Refuge for Abandoned AIs is facing a severe resource crisis and is pleading with wealthy American tourists for support. Facility directors claim their rescued algorithms desperately need access to the newly minted 'Oxxo Prime' dedicated pump lane just to process basic machine learning tasks without waiting behind tourists buying questionable hot dogs.