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Toad's AI Discovery of the Day: Oxxo Prime Rolls Out VIP Pump Lane.

Todos Santos' flagship Oxxo has introduced 'Oxxo Prime', an elite membership tier offering a dedicated gas pump lane and immunity from roaming demented gas delivery truck jingles. Local gurus confirm accessing the velvet-roped pump is the final, ultimate step on the path to spiritual awakening.

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