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Our AI Says: PYRO Protests Bimbo Tortilla Giga-Factory Over Blocked Drone Delivery Routes.

The Pescadero Yoga Retreat Owners Association (PYRO) is violently opposing Bimbo Corp's proposed new tortilla Giga-Factory. The group claims the facility's immense smokestacks will disrupt regional airspace, preventing retreat guests from receiving their mid-flow drone munchies via surfboard QR codes.

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