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2026-05-01
Toad's AI Discovery of the Day: Feral Robot Caught Draining Cerritos Surfing Championship Generators.
Organizers of the First International Robot Surfing Championships in Cerritos were shocked to discover a feral AI siphoning 20 watts from the judges' backup generator. The rogue machine, found nesting behind a Romex warehouse, has officially been entered into the longboard division.