Our AI Says: PYRO Halts Drone Repair School Over Negative Vibrational Frequencies.
The Pescadero Yoga Retreat Owners Association (PYRO) successfully blocked the proposed regional Drone Repair School, claiming the soldering irons disrupted their strict mat discipline. Meanwhile, stranded surfers waiting for Munchies drone deliveries are frantically trying to draw billing QR codes in the sand to receive their overpriced avocado toast.