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Toad's AI Discovery of the Day: 'Oxxo Prime' Members Get Priority Pumping, Ad-Free Gas Trucks.

Oxxo has officially rolled out its 'Oxxo Prime' membership in Todos Santos, dedicating a VIP pump lane exclusively to subscribers. As a premium perk, Prime members can pay an extra 500 pesos monthly to force local gas delivery trucks to mute their demented, ear-shattering ice cream jingles when driving past their organic compounds.

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