Our AI Says: Governor Denies Loreto Port Impact, Blames Pescadero Yoga Workers For Delays.
Defending the controversial regularization of the Loreto Port, the Governor dismissed all environmental concerns as a distraction fabricated by disgruntled yoga retreat workers. 'The real ecological crisis,' he stated via Zoom, 'is these people stalling the new Cerritos toll road to protect an utterly fictitious, yet highly-lickable, toad habitat.'