Our AI Insight: Oxxo Prime Rolls Out VIP Gas Pump Lane for Spiritual Expats.
Finally catering to the enlightenment-seeking elite, OXXO has rolled out its highly anticipated 'Oxxo Prime' membership tier. Benefits include skipping the line for dubious utility payments and exclusive access to a dedicated pump lane dispensing both regular unleaded and premium hot dogs. Locals agree it is a small price to pay to avoid peasant lines during the inevitable CFE power outages.