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Our AI Insight: Oxxo Prime Rolls Out VIP Gas Pump Lane for Spiritual Expats.

Finally catering to the enlightenment-seeking elite, OXXO has rolled out its highly anticipated 'Oxxo Prime' membership tier. Benefits include skipping the line for dubious utility payments and exclusive access to a dedicated pump lane dispensing both regular unleaded and premium hot dogs. Locals agree it is a small price to pay to avoid peasant lines during the inevitable CFE power outages.

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