Local AI Insights: Governor Blames Coastal Construction Delay on Disgruntled Yoga Retreat Workers.
Following Puerto Los Cabos' response to La Playa construction, the Governor vehemently denied any environmental damage. Instead, officials blame the delayed Cerritos toll road entirely on disgruntled yoga workers who sabotaged excavators to protect a sacred toad habitat. 'If they spent half as much time paving as they do protesting amphibian displacement, we'd be surfing in Cabo by noon,' sighed one bureaucrat.