Toados Santos Art Gallery Workers Union threatens work slowdown, demands higher quality product to improve sales output.
Disgruntled employees claim it is a severe occupational hazard to look retirees in the eye while attempting to peddle yet another wildly disproportionate resin whale shark for four thousand dollars. The gallery workers have vowed to maintain a grueling pace of absolutely zero sales until local painters finally discover the concept of subtle shading, or at least agree to stop putting glitter on the cacti.