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humor Pesky Toad Originals 2026-05-01

Toad's AI Discovery of the Day: Oxxo Prime Membership Offers VIP Feral Robot Immunity.

Oxxo has rolled out its exclusive 'Oxxo Prime' plan, featuring a dedicated pump lane to bypass the peasants buying individual cigarettes. Unfortunately, the VIP lane was immediately occupied by a feral robot aggressively trying to drain 20w from the store's backup generator.

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