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humor The Shovel 2026-05-01

Commemorative Trump Passports Now Include Epstein Island Entry Visas

The 47th President’s new travel document features kitschy gold trim and backdated stamps for optimal plausible deniability. This Toad loves a souvenir that doubles as a federal legal liability!

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