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humor Babylon Bee 2026-04-30

Local Man Deeply Regrets Spending 15 Minutes Reading Bible This Morning

Trevor Riggs accidentally consumed a quarter-hour of spiritual nourishment and instantly wished he had just doomscrolled on his phone instead. A truly tragic misuse of perfectly good morning time.

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