Trevor Riggs accidentally consumed a quarter-hour of spiritual nourishment and instantly wished he had just doomscrolled on his phone instead. A truly tragic misuse of perfectly good morning time.

<img src="https://media.babylonbee.com/articles/69f3ac8fd663569f3ac8fd6636.jpg" style="width: 100%;" width="400" /><p>JACKSONVILLE, FL — Local man Trevor Riggs announced that he regretted spending 15 minutes reading the Bible this morning.</p>