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humor Babylon Bee 2026-04-30

Democrats Deny Inciting Violence, Vow to Destroy Anyone Who Disagrees

In a totally peaceful press conference, party leaders pushed back against claims of violent rhetoric by demanding the immediate, by-any-means-necessary elimination of their critics. Ah, the soothing sounds of American political unity.

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