A disgraced official plans to resign after committing the unforgivable faux pas of hesitating to swig whiskey from Kid Rock's personal bottle. Kid Rock, meanwhile, was just relieved the diplomat wasn't uptight about statutory rape.

<p>WASHINGTON—Mortified at the effect his blundering might have on delicate relations between the two countries, Japanese diplomat Ryuto Tanaka confirmed Thursday that he was worried he had embarrassed himself in front of Kid Rock. “This is a man of great importance in the United States, and I have dishonored myself as well as the Japanese [&#8230;]</p> <p>The post <a href="https://theonion.com/japanese-diplomat-worried-he-embarrassed-himself-in-front-of-kid-rock/">Japanese Diplomat Worried He E...