The Justice Department is finally cracking down on cringe Instagram posts after Comey's beachfront arrangement radicalized local hermit crabs. Truly, coastal invertebrates are the most dangerous operatives operating today.

<p>The Justice Department indicted former FBI director James Comey a second time for posting a photo of seashells arranged in the shape of “86 47,” which Trump and his allies insisted was a threat to get rid of the 47th president. What do you think?</p> <p>The post <a href="https://theonion.com/james-comey-indicted-over-seashell-photo/">James Comey Indicted Over Seashell Photo</a> appeared first on <a href="https://theonion.com">The Onion</a>.</p> <p>The Justice Department indicted former FBI di...