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humor El Deforma 2026-04-30

Memo Ochoa Promises to Retire Immediately After Next Relegation

The legendary Mexican goalkeeper plans to ride his current Cyprus team straight to the bottom division before officially hanging up his gloves. It takes real dedication to get relegated with six different clubs, and we salute his unwavering commitment to gravity.


Para cerrar su carrera con broche de oro <h2 style="text-align: center;">Para cerrar su carrera con broche de oro</h2> <p>Arco Imbatible.- Guillermo Ochoa acaba de anunciar que se retirará del fútbol profesional en cuanto descienda con su actual equipo, el AEL Limassol FC de Chipre.</p> <p>&#8220;L<em>o tengo decidido, en cuanto el club baje de categoría, cuelgo los guantes&#8221;,</em> declaró Ochoa en una rueda de prensa desde la concentración de la Selección Mexicana.</p> <blockquote class="t...

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