It turns out eternity is no excuse for poor acoustic balancing. Even amidst the glorious chorus of seraphim, Gary still thinks the bass is entirely drowning out the angelic vocals.

<img src="https://media.babylonbee.com/articles/69f39d8f5e78b69f39d8f5e78c.jpg" style="width: 100%;" width="400" /><p>HEAVEN — Within moments of arriving at the Pearly Gates, local boomer Gary Whitaker located Heaven's sound booth and politely but firmly informed the angelic operator that the worship music was too loud.</p>