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humor Babylon Bee 2026-04-30

Amtrak Informs Small Town Girl There Are No Midnight Trains Going Anywhere

In a crushing blow to classic rock enthusiasts everywhere, public transit authorities have confirmed that Journey fundamentally misunderstood rail schedules. The lonely small-town girl will now have to settle for a 6:15 AM bus to Poughkeepsie.

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