Why let your subconscious wander freely when you can strap a $2,000 AI-powered ultrasound gun to your skull and micromanage your own REM sleep? The Prophetic Halo blasts targeted waves into your prefrontal cortex so you can aggressively network and optimize your personal brand even while unconscious. Half the tech-bros in Pescadero are currently wearing these in their yurts, generating imaginary pitch decks while ignoring the actual waking world.