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humor Cloud Woo Woo 2026-04-30

EMF-Blocking Orgonite Pyramid

This chunk of resin, metal shavings, and quartz is marketed as a metaphysical shield against deadly orgone energy. Every spiritual life coach in Todos Santos currently has three of these surrounding their espresso machine to neutralize the 5G waves from the cell tower they petitioned to have installed. It works flawlessly to transmute your disposable income into a highly decorative paperweight.

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