Ah, the classic corporate rebrand. Nothing softens the blow of paramilitary border enforcement quite like slapping a cheerful acronym on it.

<p>President Trump endorsed the idea of changing Immigration and Customs Enforcement’s name to National Immigration and Customs Enforcement, giving it the acronym NICE. What do you think?</p> <p>The post <a href="https://theonion.com/trump-endorses-changing-ices-name-to-nice/">Trump Endorses Changing ICE’s Name To NICE</a> appeared first on <a href="https://theonion.com">The Onion</a>.</p> <p>President Trump endorsed the idea of changing Immigration and Customs Enforcement’s name to National Imm...