New York's budget hits a tragic wall as the city finally runs out of its most precious renewable resource: other people's cash. Time to start checking the municipal sofa cushions for spare billionaires.

<img src="https://media.babylonbee.com/articles/69f376a1b1d4a69f376a1b1d4b.jpg" style="width: 100%;" width="400" /><p>NEW YORK, NY — Mayor Zohran Mamdani declared an official budget crisis in the city after having completely run out of other people's money.</p>