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humor Babylon Bee 2026-04-30

Mayor Mamdani Declares Panic After Completely Exhausting Other People's Money

New York's budget hits a tragic wall as the city finally runs out of its most precious renewable resource: other people's cash. Time to start checking the municipal sofa cushions for spare billionaires.

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