A thoroughly wasted Almighty was seen cackling while dropping non-aquatic poultry into the high seas just for a laugh. Divine intervention is currently pending the addition of a giant whirlpool or perhaps some hungry orcas.

<p>HONOLULU—Cackling wildly as He willed the barnyard fowl into existence, a drunk God Almighty, Supreme Leader of the Universe, reportedly made a few dozen roosters materialize Thursday over a random point in the Pacific Ocean. “Yo, Gabriel, check this shit out!” the wasted Creator of All Things said while jostling the archangel on the shoulder [&#8230;]</p> <p>The post <a href="https://theonion.com/drunk-god-makes-a-few-dozen-roosters-materialize-over-pacific-ocean/">Drunk God Makes A Few Doze...