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humor The Onion 2026-04-30

Overambitious Man Plans To Accomplish Two Entire Things In One Day

Friends are staging an intervention after a local lunatic announced reckless plans to tackle both groceries and laundry within a single 24-hour window. Such a dangerous level of sustained focus is a one-way ticket to catastrophic burnout.

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