Friends are staging an intervention after a local lunatic announced reckless plans to tackle both groceries and laundry within a single 24-hour window. Such a dangerous level of sustained focus is a one-way ticket to catastrophic burnout.

<p>AKRON, OH—Saying the expectations he had set for himself were completely unrealistic, friends of local man James Chao expressed skepticism this morning after the 25-year-old announced plans to get two different things done today. “When I heard James say he was going to pick up some groceries, that was one thing, but when he told [&#8230;]</p> <p>The post <a href="https://theonion.com/overambitious-man-wants-to-get-2-things-done-today/">Overambitious Man Wants To Get 2 Things Done Today</a> ap...