Because true cinephiles know the ultimate backdrop for self-love is 1970s folk-horror human sacrifice. A delightful guide to unsettling films that present deeply dubious masturbatory opportunities.

<span style="font-weight: 400;">MASTURBATORY opportunities can present themselves at the strangest of times. Who would have thought these classic movies would contain dubious wanking material?</span> <p><strong>MASTURBATORY opportunities can present themselves at the strangest of times. Who would have thought these classic movies would contain dubious wanking material?</strong></p> <p><b><i>The Wicker Man</i></b><b> (1973)</b></p> <p><span style="font-weight: 400;">Folk horror about human sacrif...