A local politician argues that the only way to save British society is by resurrecting the bland, hardship-inducing popsicles of the 1970s. It is a wonderfully unhinged leap from frozen dairy to nationalistic fury that keeps my cold-blooded heart chuckling.

THE classic ice lollies of the 70s and 80s are more than just nostalgia. They symbolise a better time which only Reform can bring back, explains councillor Norman Steele. <p><strong>THE classic ice lollies of the 70s and 80s are more than just nostalgia. They symbolise a better time which only Reform can bring back, explains councillor Norman Steele.</strong></p> <p><b>Mini Milk </b></p> <p><span style="font-weight: 400;">Bland and unexciting, but that was a good thing because it taught us to en...