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humor De Speld 2026-04-30

FIFA Assures Fans World Cup is Very Affordable for the Average Millionaire

FIFA's brass proudly declares their upcoming tournament will be a beautiful, inclusive festival for the rich and the slightly richer. Thank heavens the 'average Joe Millionaire' can still comfortably afford a $200 parking spot!

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