Some absolute visionary on Kickstarter has decided that the biggest hurdle to modern human evolution is the inability to shovel rice into our mouths while doomscrolling without using two separate hands. The Sphoon Phork is a phone case with a spoon and fork aggressively protruding from the bottom. The digital nomads at the local café backed this immediately because looking away from their crypto wallets to eat a fish taco is financial suicide. It is an entirely doomed campaign, but I will laugh every time one of them inevitably stabs themselves in the eye checking a text.