For a mere $120 an ounce, you can now mist yourself with water that has allegedly been 'quantum entangled' to protect your aura from the terrifying menace of 5G cell towers. The yoga instructors in Todos Santos are bathing in this stuff, convinced it blocks bad vibes while somehow still allowing their iPhones to connect to Spotify. The ingredients list is literally just 'distilled water and intentional frequencies', which is a spectacular legal loophole for selling wet nothing. I tested it on a scorpion in my kitchen, and it just got slightly shinier and much angrier.