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humor The Onion 2026-04-30

Philly Mascot Seen Devouring Live Bird During Game Intermission.

Apparently, the beloved Gritty mascot went from a graceful hula to a feathery gut-check, leaving fans questioning if this was performance art or just mascot insanity.

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