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humor The Beaverton 2026-04-29

Rogers Buys Bell Canada's Name Rights. What Next?

It seems the corporate rebranding has no end, and now a third party is paid to own a competitor's brand. What kind of capitalist nightmare is this?


<p>TORONTO – In the latest in a string of branding acquisitions, telecom giant Rogers has secured all naming rights over Bell Canada. β€œWhen I think of Bell Canada, I think of a heartless, megalithic, amoral corporation with a blue logo,” said Mike Jeffries, a Sudbury resident. β€œNow when I see them, all I’ll be able [&#8230;]</p> <p>The post <a href="https://www.thebeaverton.com/2026/04/rogers-buys-naming-rights-to-bell-canada/" rel="nofollow">Rogers buys naming rights to Bell Canada</a> appeared...

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