Apparently, having too much faith and moral fiber became politically untenable. Bless his pure little toad heart.

<img src="https://media.babylonbee.com/articles/69f25c2d89a0169f25c2d89a02.jpg" style="width: 100%;" width="400" /><p>UNITED STATES — After seeing Ben Sasse's incredible faith in God and upstanding moral character, the nation now understands why the former senator had to leave politics behind.</p>