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humor Clickhole 2026-04-29

Friends' Family Picked Disaster Speaker for Funeral Eulogy.

Turns out, being Sarah's best friend doesn't guarantee you a decent mic presence. The effort level here is dangerously low, even for a grieving amateur.


It’s not like it’s ever easy to attend a funeral, but the situation currently unfolding at your friend Sarah’s burial isn’t making it any better: The&#8230; <p dir="ltr">It’s not like it’s ever easy to attend a <span class="il">funeral</span>, but the situation currently unfolding at your friend Sarah’s burial isn’t making it any better: The girl her family chose to speak at her <span class="il">funeral</span> isn’t nearly as good at public speaking as you are. </p> <p dir="ltr">Hmm. If they had...

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